[Verse 1]
Dazzling light, now it's here
Burning through the atmosphere
Crashing with a mighty tone
Then riffing from the impact zone
Emerging from the Sexagon only with one goal
To teach the world how to rock and roll

[Chorus]
Unisex!
The meanest band that wears this brand you'll ever see
Unisex!
True to the bone, we are no clone, we bring the heat
Unisex!
Straight from the fjords, the loudest chords you'll ever hear
Unisex!
Just stick around to see us crowned God's biggest fear
Unisex!

[Verse 2]
Our masters taught us all they knew
We listened well and now we're true
The speakers' roar knock down the cross
Satan sold his soul to us
Don't be afraid when we march onstage, stand up from your chair
Only posers got something to fear

[Chorus]
Unisex!
The meanest band that wears this brand you'll ever see
Unisex!
True to the bone, we are no clone, we bring the heat
Unisex!
Straight from the fjords, the loudest chords you'll ever hear
Unisex!
Just stick around to see us crowned God's biggest fear
Unisex!

[Bridge]
Raging Rod!
The ground will shake when he plays his bass
Proto Pick!
He shreds a lick then spits right in your face
Thunder Hammer!
With force from Thor, his cymbals break like glass
Max Confidence!
Bends time and space with screams that kick your ass
Fredrik does something too!

[Verse 3]
We rip it up with evil jams
Our presence shows on seismograms
Posers quiver in their boots
When we unearth the metal's roots
The UN wants to stop us any chance they get
We are an international threat

[Chorus]
Unisex!
The meanest band that wears this brand you'll ever see
Unisex!
True to the bone, we are no clone, we bring the heat
Unisex!
Straight from the fjords, the loudest chords you'll ever hear
Unisex!
Just stick around to see us crowned God's biggest fear
Unisex!

Unisex!
Unisex!
Unisex!
Unisex!